These are base prices on services offered. They will vary depending on time of month, day of week, and bargaining ability per individual. This is strictly a median guide to get you started. If you would like to contribute information on your experience while in the 'zona' you can post your adventures on our Tijuana Review Board.

Hola mis amigos. Welcome to Mexico, your friendly neighbor to the South. Let me be your guide through this revolutionary party town located just twenty minutes south of San Diego. Tijuana, the legendary city with the reputation of 'Wildest of the Wild'. With everything from 'Spanish Fly', to the fabled donkey shows of yore, T.J. or the 'zona' as the locals call it, can be an intimidating place for those having never faced down a half crazed tranny on Revolucion Blvd. Not to fear, having been incarcerated there numerous times on various charges, rest assured I have the expertise to guarantee your visit will be an eventful one.